Okay legally I have to try this rainbow goo, right?
It seems to be trying to fill a similar ecological niche to jelly so I got waffles to eat it on
I swear to fuck, y'all, this stuff smells like children’s shampoo
Well okay let’s do this
The flavor is indescribable. It’s like if you wanted to make lemon preserves but your only knowledge of lemons came from Saturday morning cartoon advertising. This is lemon as seen through the lens of Dr. Wondertainment of SCP fame and I’m pretty sure it fell through a rip in spacetime from their employee cafeteria. It’s !!LEMON!! (with a strong aftertaste of artificial coloring and plastic from the edible glitter bits)
The texture is exactly how I always imagined it would be to eat aloe vera gel out of the brightly-colored bottle in my mom’s bathroom
Overall 6/10, I’m gonna finish the waffle but fuck knows what I’m gonna do with the rest of the bottle
Update my tummy hurts
I assure you these plastics were very macro
Great news! This is how the yellow glitter junk has ended up
I threw it together with some white wine yeast and water and fermented it into…this! It is violently neon yellow and has some disconcerting hydrophobic globules suspended in it, presumably from some oil that was in the goo. It made the siphon weirdly greasy as I was bottling it, which was unnerving!
As for the taste, it’s…honestly not as bad as expected? It tastes like white wine but lip-puckeringly sour and dry. If I’d backsweetened it after fermentation it might almost have been palatable. When I tasted it at racking it tasted like battery acid so this is a welcome surprise! Yeast truly are the redeemers of all culinary sin
op on the version of this I saw has turned off reblogs while posting lots of frustrated messages about how they don’t care about people’s actual responses. I’m adding some things they didn’t think of.
the one answer you should add to the polls is not an asshole but DON'T DO THAT, because the amount of times people want to do something that doesn't make them an asshole but would completely go against their own interests is infuriating
Today the Roundpoles and Longpoles are enjoying Delicious Salad! This week some of them will start going to new homes, which will give them the best chance to grow Big and Strong! (We will definitely still be keeping some until they turn into froglets!)
wip of a thing for my characters/backstory clique of my DnD character top to bottom: - Zadkiel, he/him, Protector Aasimar, Light Domain Cleric - Noone, she/they, Tiefling (Homebrew Variant - Risen), Celestial Warlock - Mhorn, he/they Half-Tiefling, Fighter (Echo Knight, but with different lore bc this is for a homebrew campaign) - Eve, they/he, Tiefling, Oath of Redemption Paladin (Oathbroken) - Nai, they/them, Fallen Aasimar, Way of Shadows Monk
ran out of steam halfway through inking when i realised i’d need to look up how wings work lol
